Friday, February 11, 2011

When Boobifying foods just get a little crazy.



What: Cookies which claim to increase your breast size.

Where From: Japan

Been around since: 2007

Apparently: Consuming two of these cookies a day will increase the size of your boobs within a month. Just remember to drink PLENTY of water once you have eaten each cookie. This enables the cookie to absorb the water, swell, and make you feel full.

Best part about itingredients are said to be NATURAL! YEY, That's why the cookie contains such  NATURAL ingredients such as Flour, Quasi-chocolate,  Adjusted soymilk powder, Tofu liquid, Shortening, Skim milk, Cocoa powder, Dried albumen, Starch, Powered soybean hypocotyls, Pueraria mirifica, Artificial sweetener (Sorbitol), Leavening agent, Emulsifier(from Soybean) and Coloring.

The F cup cookies contain an indigenous herb called Pueraria mirifica (as highlighted above under ingredients). It is a common  herb used in folk medicine by Thai people for breast enlargement. It is also known as “Kwao Krua”. (Does it work? There doesn't seem to be enough conclusive evidence to date that it does). However, that hasn't impeded the idea of creating products which contain crude forms of the Thai herb (in probably minute amounts) that promise customers bigger boobs.Anything for some  financial success ey? You know what, currently, commercial products containing adulterated forms of Pueraria,  mirifica are available as creams, gels or soaps and as capsules or tablets.

No joke. Take a look below..




O, and wow, the F-cup cookie company has gone all out. You see, if you don't like cookies very much, you can always opt for cake or pudding which also contain Pueraria mirifica, and which also promise to increase your breast size . O HOORAAY. Ah yes, and they come in different flavours too.





 The manufacturers came up with this, before the cookies/pudding/cake



 Bust Up Gum. The product claims to be made from natural ingredients.  All you have to do is chew the gum, and all the "nutrients" are absorbed through the membranes of your mouth. It goes into your bloodstream, and BAM, within a few weeks, it increases your breast size 


Dear female friends or boyfriends of girlfriends who suggest their girlfriends should try these types of products out, or who make their partners feel the need to try such products out, I may not be a doctor, I may not be the most intelligent person on planet earth, I may not even make sense most of the time, but HEY, come on.. do you REALLY think you/your girlfriend/ your girlfriends girlfriend or manfriend who wants to become a girlfriend is going to go from an A to an F-cup just by eating these cookies/pudding/cake/chewing Bust Up Gum? 

Most importantly, if any young, impressionable girl happens to read this post, be it now or in 5 or 2000 billion years time,have you questioned the SAFETY and QUALITY of the product you are planning on purchasing/ingesting? What happens once you stop taking the cookies? Will you have to keep taking it to maintain your new breast size( if it works)?I read up some of the side effects of JUST the COOKIES above, and this is what I found:

  1. Increases levels of PHYTOESTROGEN in the body. This means that you are putting in an artificial form of estrogen or estrogen look-alike which mimics human hormones. Not only does it have a chemical effect on your breasts, but other parts of the bodily system can also be affected.Liver maybe? Also, increased levels of estrogen in the body are  linked with increased chances of breast cancer occurrence.
  2. Diarrhoea
  3. Stomach cramps
  4. Nausea
  5. Excessive vaginal secretion
  6. I read under a review of the product that a lady broke out into spots after trying it
Some people will do just about anything for money. The manufacturers even sell Bust Up Gum tank tops



I first came to know about these F-cup cookies when an article came out in the papers. It had something to do with girls who skip their meals who choose to feel full  by eating 1 or 2 of these cookies which promise to  increase their breast size. You know, you just wonder how these young girls are ever going to love themselves for who they are. I don't know which is more disappointing, the fact that  there are people out there who manufacture such questionable products or the fact that our own country allows these things to be sold / brought in. Just google it and you will find numerous sites which offer to bring in these cookies for you, once you purchase them.


It's not what you have, it's how you use it ;)

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